10 Good Reasons

NOT to play

the ACORNS

 

1. Body casts are hot.

2. The paramedics might be late.

3. Most ointments stink.

4. Hospital TVs cost extra.

5. Teeth don’t regenerate.

6. Some memory losses are permanent.

7. Muscles atrophy in casts.

8. Boys don’t like fat lips.

9. Blood stains.

10. Losing is no fun.